Saturday, March 26, 2016

March 29th - April 4th

Tuesday, March 29th
at The Luminary - $17
Ground-breaking hip-hop artist and life of the party Le1f brings their high-energy, bombastic early-2000s era hip-hop to The Lou.

at Foam - $7
Hailing from Bloomington, Indiana, Jefferson Street Parade Band is a full marching band with serious soul. Blending sounds of funk, soul, jazz and West Africa, JSPB is a true original and not to be missed. Also it will be quite the spectacle watching all of them try and fit into Foam. I'm predicting the roof gets blown off.



Wednesday, March 30th
at Blank Space - $10
Sheer Mag is a blistering punk rock band from Philly. Some sultry blues rock riffs behind the bellowing vocals and can't-stop, won't-stop attitude. This band might take over the world, if we aren't careful. Laffing Gas is loud, fast, fast and loud. Bloomington is bringing their A game to St. Louis this week. 

at Foam - $10
Mamiffer is a duo ambient/drone noise project out of Seattle that sounds like sliding slowly through a black hole. John Mueller is a solo percussionist extraordinary who brings new life to the sound of percussion instruments. 


Thursday, March 31st
The Brothers Clapp
at Schlafly Tap Room - FREE
Jeff Kolar is a sound artist from Chicago who specializes in minimalistic sounds in a large yet short-lived time frame. He is an accomplished artist who has crafted a unique style that is hard to duplicate.

Saturday, April 2nd

Sunday, April 3rd
You Go Glen Coco
Mean Girls
Double God
Witchy
Dog Hips
at Dugan Haus - $5
Mean Girls is a Austin-based pop-punk/emo band full of dancy jams that are also kind of sad. Because everyone loves to show off their dance moves while crying their eyes out. This show features a lot of rad bands with rad women and non-binary folks (except Double God, fuck Double God)
EDIT: Chelsi Webster of WHSKY GNGR fame is officially in Double God now. Though she is a rad woman, I do not take back my statements on Double God. Fuck Double God.


Monday, April 4th
at Bonerville - $5
Daisy Chains is psychedelic country/pop trio featuring members of The Miami Dolphins and Solid Attitude. If that sentence alone doesn't get you excited, you need to be checked by a doctor. 

at Foam
Au Revoir is a post-rock/metal band from New Jersey. Their newest release, Veles, just dropped and it's one of the best new releases I have heard this year. Check 'em out before they are playing in front of 900 billion people.

Saturday, March 19, 2016

March 22nd - 28th

Wednesday, March 23rd
at Box - $5
Stellar line up of bands and the first 25 people to show up get a free corndog. This is the coolest shit ever. That means there are 24 corndogs up for grabs because you know I'm going to be first in line.

at Foam - $5-$7
Living Hour is a shoegaze/dream pop band out of Winnipeg. A chilling wave of ups and downs, Living Hour has a complete sound, masterfully covering all bases for great indie pop music.

Friday, March 25th
Riverbody
at Kismet Creative Center
An absolute mind-boggling noise act, Instinct Control prods at a circuit board hanging off of his neck. This glitchy synth noise performer is a must-witness for anyone into noise, experimental and electroacoustic sonic waves.


Saturday, March 26th
Blood Froth
at Foam - $7
Bib is a hardcore band from Omaha, Nebraska and are one of the best bands I saw in 2015. Bib is the epitome of power and will have you slamming harder than you have ever slammed before. Seriously, this band is so fucking good.

at KDHX $10-$20
The Necks are a legendary jazz/everything trio from Australia. It is nearly impossible to pin-point exactly what The Necks are, but with a career spanning nearly three decades, this group has consistently grown and evolved their sound through their extensive catalog. 


Sunday, March 27th
Don't Be A Jerk
Jerkagram
Hylidae
Boreal Hill
Hardbody
at Foam - $5
Oh Jerkagram, the coast-to-coast psychedelic math rock duo of brothers that has jams that splice and dice the norms of contemporary. A fantastic band and a perfect way to cap off a jam-packed week in St. Louis.

Sunday, March 13, 2016

March 15th - 21st

Tuesday, March 15th
Nasti
at CBGB - $7
The Elsinores is a fuzzy post-punk band out of Lexington, Kentucky. A stellar mix of pop and gloom, Elsinores is a rad band and you should check it out. Globsters is also from Kentucky and has all the fun of professional wrestling minus the wrestling. 

Friday, March 18th
Rüz
Skin Tags
Slave Cable
at Box - $5
The Bug is an NWI hardcore/punk act that doesn't have time for your shit. Loud, fast, abrasive, aggressive, sarcastic and really fucking good. Not much else I can say. Bring some extra cash and snag yourself a shiny new sex toy.


Astrological New Year Edition
at Melt - $5 (Pisces get in free)
"After a full year's worth of cosmically magical astrology dance parties, we are deciding to move to other things with Stars Align. So, this will this be the Pisces edition, we will be celebrating the astrological new year (which starts on March 22nd), & this will be the FINAL Stars Align: An Astrology Dance Party ever, as we know it. We may have some "Stars Align Presents" parties in the future, but for now, this is it!"- DJ Puzzle Pisces (Jake Leech)


Saturday, March 19th
No Need to be Kranky
Benoît Pioulard
Jake Leech
at Foam - $8
World-renowned and Kranky Records member Benoît Pioulard makes his way to St. Louis to showcase his experimental ambient/folk sound he has crafted. A truly mesmerizing sound that has given Pioulard the reputation for being one the best things going in the genre.

Sunday, March 20th
at Foam
Lysol is a garage punk out of Seattle that is bound to blow your socks off. Crutch is a powerviolence band from Oklahoma City that plays fast and sounds mean. You guys are going to be pitting hard at this one. 


Monday, March 21st
Protests & Punk Shows While Making Other Plans: Musings of a Grumpy Old Gay Man
Birthday Edition
at St. Louis Workers' Education Society - $7.50-$10
Whether you were able to attend or not the first two performances of Stephen Houldsworth's one-man show, this one a must-attend. This show takes place on Houldworth's 52nd birthday and three special birthday stories have been added to the show. Even if you are unfamiliar with Houldsworth or disagree with him, the stories he has accumulated in his 52 years on this planet are inspiring, thought-provoking and worth listening to.

Saturday, March 5, 2016

March 8th - 14th

Tuesday, March 8th
Lumpy & the Dumpers
Rüz
Mala Leche
at CBGB - $5
Oh the sweet, sweet sound of Rik & the Pigs. Portland's rowdiest punks bring their catchy-as-all-hell groovin' tunes through and play on a with a who's who of St. Louis punks. This show is seriously packed.


Wednesday, March 9th
It's Gettin' Heavy Ova Here
Bell Witch
Wrekmeister Harmonies
Fister
Staghorn
at The Firebird - $10
Bell Witch is a doom metal duo that is truly unique. A band only comprised of bass and drums makes for a dark and haunting listen. With a hint of atmospheric black metal, Bell Witch can switch from melodic and disturbing to powerful and punishing.

Chi-town Fun-for-All
Relevant Hairstyles
The Funs
Hoonbag Moonswag
at Foam - $5
In case you have forgotten, The Funs are one of the best bands going right now and has been for quite some time. This power duo is non-stop force that cannot be contained. Do yourself a favor and indulge in every bit of music these two have created.

Pre-Fest Mess
Slav
Wrung
Veil
at Bonerville - $7
Everything Is Not O.K. is a punk fest happening in Oklahoma City from March 10th-13th. If you are like me, you are unable to attend this year. However, you can catch three band playing the fest at a friendly South City basement near you.


Thursday, March 10th
NYC Ghost-Poppers
Super FM
Apex Shrine
Persh
The Bobby Dazzlers
at Foam - $5
Super FM is a fun loving psych rock/pop punk/garage rock/music trio from New York. Catchy riffs and bouncy tunes for the entire family. Or maybe not. I won't tell you how to raise your kids.



An Experimental Experience
Dave Stone + Drew Gowran
Centipede
Strong Force
at Schlafly Tap Room - FREE
A match made in heaven as local saxophonist Dave Stone and local percussionist Drew Gowran team up once again for their unique blend in the experimental scene.


Saturday, March 12th
Big Sound from a Small State
Gymshorts
Demonlover
Shitstorm
at CBGB - $7
A band that is always welcomed back to St. Louis is surf punk outfit Gymshorts. Coming out of an exciting scene in Rhode Island, Gymshorts never disappoints when they come through town. A truly can't-miss show every time they play.


Sunday, March 13th
Independent Detroit Music
Growwing Pains
Gush
Dracla
Maximum Effort
at Foam -$5-$7
Quick, quirky and catchy pop tunes is what you can expect from Detroit's Growwing Pains. An upbeat indie rock group with lyrics full of self-deprecation and frustration. Really exciting stuff coming from these Motor City folks.

Monday, March 14th
Put some MENTHOL in your LEMONADE
Menthol
Lemonade
Voight-Kampff
at Bonerville
Menthol is a psychedelic hardcore/punk from Greensboro, North Carolina. A strange yet fitting combination of sounds makes Menthol a very interesting band. You don't know whether to throw down in the pit or swing dance with your partner. Lemonade is a new band from Minnesota that features members from Uranium Club and Chuckleheads, so you know they are going to rule.